lolisarereligion asked:
Can you dress like a school girl and bully me ?
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How to start a riot on tumblr:
emilia is best girl
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea
Anonymous asked:
You're gunna deck your legs COMPLETELY in armor but you wont wear a helmet!?
audio-medic-cant-stop answered:
If I wore a helmet then no one would be able to see how gr8 my hair is ;)
@blizzard come on why u give him chicken legs but no chicken skin for year of the rooster event
- Anime girl: *gets bumped into*
- Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist's face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*
me: man i wish i met a girl irl who likes anime :/
girl who likes anime irl: hello! im an otaku trash XD!! do you like kill la k-
me: yeah actually nvm imma just beat my dick
i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011
no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize
every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment
on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man